Plaxico Burress....
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"Hey Hillary. It's George... G-dubya. Hey how ya doin? I know Bill's out of town on another one of his 'business trips' so I was wondering if you wanted to come over and uhhh.... sexuate?"
"Gosh George. I knew you were dumb but not that dumb. I thought everyone knew that I was a lesbian. Listen, my girlfriend's calling me now. I have to go... Hey baby!"
"Hey sweety. You won't believe this but I got this new phone from Michael Vick..."
"Gosh George. I knew you were dumb but not that dumb. I thought everyone knew that I was a lesbian. Listen, my girlfriend's calling me now. I have to go... Hey baby!"
"Hey sweety. You won't believe this but I got this new phone from Michael Vick..."
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"OMG! Wassup girl. I just got the most bad ass coke off of this like colombian guy... I think his name was Pablo or something...?"
"Shut up! I think I bought some off of him last week too? Does he have like a thick mustache and speaks with a funny accent? Yeah I think Paris knows him? Hold on, let me call her real quick... Whats up biaatch? It's Brit. Do you know a hispanic guy named Pablo that deals yeyo?
"Oh totally! He does our landscaping! I've boned him twice! LULZ"
"Shut up! I think I bought some off of him last week too? Does he have like a thick mustache and speaks with a funny accent? Yeah I think Paris knows him? Hold on, let me call her real quick... Whats up biaatch? It's Brit. Do you know a hispanic guy named Pablo that deals yeyo?
"Oh totally! He does our landscaping! I've boned him twice! LULZ"
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"Hey buddy. Are ya busy? Listen, I'm havin' some trouble with these approval ratings. I know everybody likes ya. Can ya give me some advice?"
"I don't know George. I think it's a little too late for you and I'm a little too busy to talk right now. Let me give you another number to call. Ok you're grabbing a pencil... no george... it's not out of ink. Try turning it so the pink thing is at the top... yeah I know I sound like Bill Clinton. Ok it's working... here's the number.. it's 312-555-4742. Alright George. Good luck. See you in January! ROFLZZZ!!1!11!"
"Hello??? Oh... Hey George...no I wasn't sleeping... yeah. I know... You took my advice on invading Iraq and it didn't work out too well. Yeah. Sorry about that.... what do I know? I'm a puppy."
"Awww. Gawd darnit puppy. Fool me once uhhh shame on me. Fool me.. uhhh... fool me twice.. uhh Aint gonna fool me again! I hope you learned your lesson little guy."
"I don't know George. I think it's a little too late for you and I'm a little too busy to talk right now. Let me give you another number to call. Ok you're grabbing a pencil... no george... it's not out of ink. Try turning it so the pink thing is at the top... yeah I know I sound like Bill Clinton. Ok it's working... here's the number.. it's 312-555-4742. Alright George. Good luck. See you in January! ROFLZZZ!!1!11!"
"Hello??? Oh... Hey George...no I wasn't sleeping... yeah. I know... You took my advice on invading Iraq and it didn't work out too well. Yeah. Sorry about that.... what do I know? I'm a puppy."
"Awww. Gawd darnit puppy. Fool me once uhhh shame on me. Fool me.. uhhh... fool me twice.. uhh Aint gonna fool me again! I hope you learned your lesson little guy."
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"Hello this is Michael Jackson with Bank of America collections. Is Rick there?.... NO? You sound cute... Whats your name?"
~"Oh man. Is that Michael Jackson??? That creep's called me, hold on, I need to count 1...2...3...4...5 times this week!!!"
_____________________ ~"No. No Rick here. QUIT CALLING!"
~"Oh man. Is that Michael Jackson??? That creep's called me, hold on, I need to count 1...2...3...4...5 times this week!!!"
_____________________ ~"No. No Rick here. QUIT CALLING!"
