Plaxico Burress....
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"Hello? Hey baby it's me. Hey. I just wanted to touch base with you. I'm flying out to Zimbabwe today. I've got this itch to pick up another kid and take them away from their family, I'm trying to complete my African children set."
"Are you kidding me? We can't keep taking in more kids. Our backyard is full of shit, there's hair all over the couch and they keep chewing up my slippers!"
"That's bullshit! My biological clock is ticking!"
"How about you start collecting beanie babies? It's cheaper and much cleaner and we can put them away when we don't want them around?"
"~sob~"
"Whaaaaaat!??!? I'm just saying. A few years ago I was a single man with more pussy than a cat breeder and now I have like 8 kids and only one of them is biological and I'm still not even sure about that one."
"**** you Brad. I'm getting two now!" -CLICK-
"SHIT!!!"
*RING* *RING*
"SHIT! She's going to kick my ass if I don't answer the phone."
"Hello?"
"Hey Brad. It's been a long time. How are you? Hey listen, I got to thinking and John Mayer just can't hit it like you used to. Can we meet up for a real quick booty call?"
"Oh... wow. Jen... Yeah long time no talk... Hey weird question I know, but you're phone is unbelievably clear... are you on one of those Michael Vick phones?
"Why yes I am?"
"Sorry Jen. I have to go. I need to get me one of those Michael Vick phones!"
"Hold that bus!!!"
"Are you kidding me? We can't keep taking in more kids. Our backyard is full of shit, there's hair all over the couch and they keep chewing up my slippers!"
"That's bullshit! My biological clock is ticking!"
"How about you start collecting beanie babies? It's cheaper and much cleaner and we can put them away when we don't want them around?"
"~sob~"
"Whaaaaaat!??!? I'm just saying. A few years ago I was a single man with more pussy than a cat breeder and now I have like 8 kids and only one of them is biological and I'm still not even sure about that one."
"**** you Brad. I'm getting two now!" -CLICK-
"SHIT!!!"
*RING* *RING*
"SHIT! She's going to kick my ass if I don't answer the phone."
"Hello?"
"Hey Brad. It's been a long time. How are you? Hey listen, I got to thinking and John Mayer just can't hit it like you used to. Can we meet up for a real quick booty call?"
"Oh... wow. Jen... Yeah long time no talk... Hey weird question I know, but you're phone is unbelievably clear... are you on one of those Michael Vick phones?
"Why yes I am?"
"Sorry Jen. I have to go. I need to get me one of those Michael Vick phones!"
"Hold that bus!!!"
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Dec 3 2008, 10:55 AM
Damn Tapout...epic comedy....
Is it your original work, or are you jamesk ing it?
Is it your original work, or are you jamesk ing it?
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Hey bro, I need some cash, you wanna make a movie with me?
Hell no fool! That last one sucked! Plus I just picked up a new honey!
Count us out too! No more flops.
Yo hit me up, me career is in the toilet!
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