Plaxico Burress....
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nice try raj. let me show you how it's done. google images ftw!
"Dude. Bro. Dom, have you had Mia's tuna fish sandwhich? LULZZZ!!"
"Come on man. That's my sister! You're a sick guy... you know I'm still waiting on delivery of that 10 second car.... that Supra you gave me broke down a half hour outside of the mexican border. The floor board fell out? Weird. It was all downhill from there... so I had to buy some american car down there... I wasn't too happy since it wasn't JDM tight Yo... Wait... Hold up. Tyrese is calling me..."
"Hey Bra. I'm hongry. You got one them tuna fish sandwhiches!?!?!? LOLOL. Just kiddin' bra. Brian told me to say that. Hey man I had this idea. I mean. None of us are doing too much these days, whadda ya say we do a fast n furious 4?!?"
"Hey man. I didn't catch anything you said... I got this new phone, it's invisible and I didn't realize I had it upside down. I fixed it. What did you say."
"I said Fast and Furious 4, lets do one. We'll call it 2 Fast 2 Furious 2 the 2nd Power. You know like 2 to the 2nd equals 4?!?"
"Ummm. Yeah. I've been meaning to talk to you about that.... Ummm.... we already filmed it... without you. I think you might want to just stick with transformers."
"WHAT!? Are you kiddin me!!? The movie studios actually went for that? Wow. They'll produce pretty much any piece of shit movie these days. Speakin of Transformers I just got this sick ass optimus prime phone. I'm calling you on the other line with it right now!"
"No.... I don't want to talk to you on your Transformer phone..... geek." -CLICK-
"Hello? Dom?"
"Oh hey Brian. I forgot you were there. Hey listen I got to go.... I got your grandma calling me on the other line. I've been hittin it. Gotta respect the pussy bro. You know?"
"Very funny Dom. I get it. I make a joke about your sister. You make a joke about my grandma.... hello... hello....... Dom!?" -*CLICK*-
"Hey baby... i can't wait to get in them drawers later tonight."
"Ohhhhhh Dom. I haven't felt this alive since the 1943 U.S.O. dance!"
"Dude. Bro. Dom, have you had Mia's tuna fish sandwhich? LULZZZ!!"
"Come on man. That's my sister! You're a sick guy... you know I'm still waiting on delivery of that 10 second car.... that Supra you gave me broke down a half hour outside of the mexican border. The floor board fell out? Weird. It was all downhill from there... so I had to buy some american car down there... I wasn't too happy since it wasn't JDM tight Yo... Wait... Hold up. Tyrese is calling me..."
"Hey Bra. I'm hongry. You got one them tuna fish sandwhiches!?!?!? LOLOL. Just kiddin' bra. Brian told me to say that. Hey man I had this idea. I mean. None of us are doing too much these days, whadda ya say we do a fast n furious 4?!?"
"Hey man. I didn't catch anything you said... I got this new phone, it's invisible and I didn't realize I had it upside down. I fixed it. What did you say."
"I said Fast and Furious 4, lets do one. We'll call it 2 Fast 2 Furious 2 the 2nd Power. You know like 2 to the 2nd equals 4?!?"
"Ummm. Yeah. I've been meaning to talk to you about that.... Ummm.... we already filmed it... without you. I think you might want to just stick with transformers."
"WHAT!? Are you kiddin me!!? The movie studios actually went for that? Wow. They'll produce pretty much any piece of shit movie these days. Speakin of Transformers I just got this sick ass optimus prime phone. I'm calling you on the other line with it right now!"
"No.... I don't want to talk to you on your Transformer phone..... geek." -CLICK-
"Hello? Dom?"
"Oh hey Brian. I forgot you were there. Hey listen I got to go.... I got your grandma calling me on the other line. I've been hittin it. Gotta respect the pussy bro. You know?"
"Very funny Dom. I get it. I make a joke about your sister. You make a joke about my grandma.... hello... hello....... Dom!?" -*CLICK*-
"Hey baby... i can't wait to get in them drawers later tonight."
"Ohhhhhh Dom. I haven't felt this alive since the 1943 U.S.O. dance!"
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Dec 3 2008, 01:06 PM
Tens, yes
Millions, no
Millions, no
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I should get China on board. Here's the facts. I'm Indian in origin so I represent about 1 billion peeps. So even taking in those 2 or 3 who don't support me, I got tons of peeps laughing WITH me.
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From: Lost in the mountains
Originally Posted by tapout2000,Dec 3 2008, 11:07 AM
Yeah. Everybody knows there's only 10 people on the Off The Wall forum. I could probably name them all off the top of my head.
Stop quoting me and bring the funny
DANCE MONKEY!
