Plaxico Burress....
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Dec 3 2008, 01:50 PM
Hiding in his camo s2k
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"Hey Piv. It's Affleck. What's up?"
"Whats up?"
"Nothin. Just doing some stupid telethon. I don't even know what the benefit is for. I thought I'd call and say whats up?"
"Well. You called. You said whats up. Time to go."
"What's your problem?!?"
"You know what my problem is.... do I need to remind you the last time you got drunk and came over to my house I woke up in the middle of the night to the sounds of you chasing my dog all over my house with peanut butter on your genitals?"
"Come on man. That was like two weeks ago? Don't even get me started! Need I remind you of Juanita, the dead transexual prostitute? Oh yeah... Don't think I forgot about that. You flipped out when you found a dick on her, after beating the shim to death you dragged me in to it by making me help you carry the body out to MY backyard to bury her.... him.... whatever. Great... now I got Bruce Willis over here laughin at me."
"Bruce knows about this? SHIT!"
"Yeah he does. He says not to worry about it, he said he's killed a few mexican whores and he always gets away with it. He says the key is to use limestone on their body... works like a charm apparently?"
"Well don't you think it's a little late for that now?"
"Well yeah... but there's always this weekend to rack up another prostitute bodycount? You just can't mention anything in front of Jennifer... she'd be really mad. Apparently she isn't in to murder or, just in general, breaking the law."
"Yeah. No prob. I gotta go. See you saturday. We'll hit up sunset blvd.... whores as far as the eye can see."
"Alright. See you then."
"Whats up?"
"Nothin. Just doing some stupid telethon. I don't even know what the benefit is for. I thought I'd call and say whats up?"
"Well. You called. You said whats up. Time to go."
"What's your problem?!?"
"You know what my problem is.... do I need to remind you the last time you got drunk and came over to my house I woke up in the middle of the night to the sounds of you chasing my dog all over my house with peanut butter on your genitals?"
"Come on man. That was like two weeks ago? Don't even get me started! Need I remind you of Juanita, the dead transexual prostitute? Oh yeah... Don't think I forgot about that. You flipped out when you found a dick on her, after beating the shim to death you dragged me in to it by making me help you carry the body out to MY backyard to bury her.... him.... whatever. Great... now I got Bruce Willis over here laughin at me."
"Bruce knows about this? SHIT!"
"Yeah he does. He says not to worry about it, he said he's killed a few mexican whores and he always gets away with it. He says the key is to use limestone on their body... works like a charm apparently?"
"Well don't you think it's a little late for that now?"
"Well yeah... but there's always this weekend to rack up another prostitute bodycount? You just can't mention anything in front of Jennifer... she'd be really mad. Apparently she isn't in to murder or, just in general, breaking the law."
"Yeah. No prob. I gotta go. See you saturday. We'll hit up sunset blvd.... whores as far as the eye can see."
"Alright. See you then."
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Dec 3 2008, 03:18 PM
This thread is not getting nearly enough recognition
