View Poll Results: POLL: Will you take a dump in public bathrooms?
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POLL: Will you take a dump in public bathrooms?
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From: Englewood
I think some of the things you guys are doing are way over the top. I agree with the mandatory wipe of the seat and ONE layer of paper over the seat. But going as far as 3 layers, their is something wrong. There was a study on both a males restroom toilet seat and a restaurant chopping board. I forgot the numbers but the chopping board had significantly more bacteria on it.
Second of all, getting bacteria on your healthy ass will not harm you at all. So why is everyone being so paranoid. You could spread the bacteria if you start chronically playing with your ass and then lick your fingers or wipe your eyes. But would you really do that?
Second of all, getting bacteria on your healthy ass will not harm you at all. So why is everyone being so paranoid. You could spread the bacteria if you start chronically playing with your ass and then lick your fingers or wipe your eyes. But would you really do that?
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From: Birmingham
I just don't want to set my bare ass down where some fat sweaty ass had just been shitting, so I have the following pattern in public shitters:
1) Grab a handful of shit tickets out of the stall
2) Wet the shit tickets down at the sink
3) Use the wetted shit tickets to thoroughly wipe the seat down, including the porcelain in the gap area at the front of the seat
4) Grab another handful of dry shit tickets to thoroughly dry the areas just washed with the wet shit tickets
5) Sit my ass down on the nice clean, dry surfaces for a comfortable shit while I read the latest news on my pager
It works for me; my morning constitution is always at work.
1) Grab a handful of shit tickets out of the stall
2) Wet the shit tickets down at the sink
3) Use the wetted shit tickets to thoroughly wipe the seat down, including the porcelain in the gap area at the front of the seat
4) Grab another handful of dry shit tickets to thoroughly dry the areas just washed with the wet shit tickets
5) Sit my ass down on the nice clean, dry surfaces for a comfortable shit while I read the latest news on my pager
It works for me; my morning constitution is always at work.
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From: x
When it is time to make a Pacciso (mis spell) it is time... Hopefully after the cleanning ladies have been in and the toliet water is blue..
Even at home I clean the toliet before every use with Mr. Clean.
Even at home I clean the toliet before every use with Mr. Clean.
Most of my bathroom breaks are spent at work!