What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
On the porcupine, the prick is on the outside.


New York City has removed "dial 911" from police cars...many were being stolen because [insert ethnic group name] were thinking the police cars were Porsches.


A car enthusiast from the US goes to Helsinki to see the new Porsche Boxster factory.
He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.
After they are finished, he says, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good."
The hooker replies, "Your foreplay ain't all that hot either!"



[This message has been edited by Palmateer (edited October 17, 2000).]

 

A rabbit is stuck in quicksand when an elephant happens by. The elephant says 'I can save you' so the elephant straddles quick sand and tells the rabbit to grab on to the elephants penis. And so the rabbit does and is quickly pulled to saftey.
Later that day the elephant gets stuck in the quick sand. The rabbit this time comes to the rescue.
The rabbit pulls up in his Porsche and ties a rope to the bumper and to the elephant and pulls the elepant out of the quicksand.
The moral of the story is.
If you have a big **** you don't need a Porsche.

 

 

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Blonde?


You don't loan out the Porsche to friends.