this is gonna be fun!
alright, i have two!
first: i was having this really windy day...you know, after eating beans or pizza or something...
anyways, they have been smelling really gross that day
i was in the elevator alone trying to get to the 6th floor....i had a big one coming, and i thought :everybody goes up only from the ground floor, so im gonna be alone....so i let it rip... a big smelly one that almost made the place green!
to my surprize....the lift stops!! at the fifth...and this cute older girl comes in! she was normal only for like a second! she made a horrible disgusted face! i could see she was going red, and so was yours truely!
its stops at 6th floor , and she said in a quiet voice: you need a toilet
i was never embarressed this much in my life!
ill never do this again i can tell you!


second one: i was with my mom in newyork for a bussiness trip....it was our second day in newyork, and we were in a bank waiting
so this guy comes in and sits next to us...he looks like he was really drunk last night, and has been sniffing coke, i dont usually see guys like this in kuwait
so i call my mom, and tell her in a pure kuwaiti accent that even people who spoke arabic couldnt understand: "this is one of the guys that sniffs"
mom told me: "yeah i can see that"
to our surprize, the guy stood up, and said: no im one of YOU!! also in a pure kuwaiti accent!
i was motrified what are the chances of saying something like this to a kuwaiti ,in newyork , and not in the summer! i stood there not beliving what just happened
i appologized and that was it.....:cringe: !!
im always careful now!

so.....! post your stories!!

 

I was sunbathing at a pool that i usually lifeguarded once (most of the people there knew who i was) and when I tan, Ill tan lying on my back first, then when I turn over, I usually unclip my bikini as to avoid tanlines on my back....well I kind of dozed off for a couple mins there, and when i woke up I realized it was time to turn back over, so I just turn over completely forgetting that i had been lying on my bikini top, and it took me five seconds laying on my back to realize a cold breeze i turned bright red and flipped back over to put my top back on... thankfully the pool wasnt all that crowded, maybe twenty or so people.

 

Hmm....I have to think about this for a bit....

 

20 lucky people

 

when i was in kindergarden, during PE class, i had to use the bathroom REALLY BAD. well, Coach Cook was this really mean lady who was always screaming and yelling. Anyways, i asked her if i could use the bathroom, and she asks, "is it an emergency?" Well...for a little kid like me who just came to the US, the word "emergency" was too big of a word for me to understand. So i guessed, "no?" haha, he woudln't let me go...so i peed in my pants.

Teachers offered to take me to the lost and found to find me a pair of underwear to wear, "NO THANKS!" Oh yeah...this was during summer time down in FLORIDA. So on the way home on the bus...i was a stinkybutt.

 

I got really drunk at a friends house one night. I passed out on the floor and in the middle of the night my friend said I just got up in the middle of his living room and started peeing on the floor. When he yelled at me, I told him that it was ok because Chad(our friend who wasnt even there) said it was ok to pee in the house. Then he said i just laid back down on the floor.

 

This is posted on behalf of ChrisTypeR:



This was at a meet last weekend

 

In high school my girlfriend was over at my house and she was cooking me some delicious and nutricious Rice-A-Roni on the stove. My parents were upstairs in bed, or so I thought. My girlfriend, who was irresistably hot thank you very much, was wearing a tight jean skirt and as she was stirring said food item I got on my knees and put my head up the skirt and went spelunking. Anywho.... a couple minutes into the expedition, my mother emerges from the basement with a load of laundry and I hear her call my name in a very disgusted tone.

Unfortunately, as aforementioned hot girlfriends body went rigid with embarassment, skirt tightened around my head and I could not get my big fat cranium out of the darn thing. After managing to wriggle out I saw my mom looking at me with the wierdest embarrassed smile I have ever seen on a persons face and I am sure I had the same look. Neither of us ever mentioned the moment again though.

 

^^

 

holy I think getting caught by parents doing stuff like that would be the worst, thank goodness I've never directly had that happen.

I guess I have had a few embarressing moments, one in middle school I went to throw a paper wad at this kid after he pelted me with one, well i was holding a tight butt because of gas that day.....needless to say with the release of the paper wad so did a fart that was so loud everyone heard it.

I have a pee moment too....except I was alone and was so tired that when I walked into the bathroom, I opened the hamper door and for some reason thought that was the toilet and started to piss all over the dirty clothes...I woke up enough to realize what I was doing and made a quick recovery to the toilet to finish.