Horn blows... how about the driver?

 

You're dumber than you are small.

 

one million sperm... and you were the fastest?

 

I like the good old fashioned tony soprano: "go fcuk your mother"

 

I regard you as the sand in civilization's spinach.

You are a time-derivative of acceleration.

(Many engineers (and all of my calculus students) will understand the second one, but nobody else will; that's what makes it so fun.)

 

One of my favorites, to be used on know-it-alls:

You know, Between you and me we know everything there is to know. You know everything except that you're a freakin idiot, and I know that.

 

Your proctologist called, he found your head.

 

Your brother called, he said you suck.

 

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Nice.

Keep 'em coming.