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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 12:34 AM
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when some one lies...
bull shit, i can get a more believeable story from ebay for 2.99....fagot

*little spin from teh f&f
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 04:33 AM
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Originally posted by Blk01S2k
All the good qualities in you dripped down your mothers leg.
OMG that's funny!
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 04:54 AM
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vertical limit, that was one of the most unbelievable, bs movies in a long time. i mean they were hanging on for their lives at the end and next thing they're down the mountain recovering in the base camp. even thoughit took god knows how long and how many deaths to get to the top?????
ill never get that 1.5 hours of my life back
btw, i like to say something along these lines when someone is telling me shit....."thank u for that, i have now lost 10 iq points from u telling me that."
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 05:34 AM
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*knock knock* on the forehead.
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 05:54 AM
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Get in the kitchen and make me a pie!
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 08:42 AM
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Why don't you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself!
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 09:06 AM
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If you knew twice as much as you think you know than it would be only half as much as you really know
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 03:34 PM
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Meanest one I've ever heard, "Yeah, Phil is a load his mom should have swallowed."
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 07:05 PM
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From Full Metal Jacket:

"DId your parents have any children that lived?'
"Sir, yes Sir!"
"I bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

Here is an MP3: Linky! Opening scene, drill instructor welcoming recruits (warning: 18+ material throughout)
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 07:41 PM
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"You screwed my Mom? Oh I'm sorry, I hope you get tested soon!"
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