Hey, weren't you the poster child for the birth control pill?

 

I have to stand in awe of the standard that the insult has attained on your side of the pond! You probably take them all for granted, but a lot of them just crack me up. There don't seem to be any taboos either when you guys really want to make a point.

Mother f**ker
Dork Breath
Dip Sh*t
Just three that spring to mind.

 

Fogetabodit you limey!

 

Shut your f***ing pie hole
Go take a flying f**k at a rolling donut
My favorite " you motherless f**k- most dramatic

 

Me and my friends us EAD as code for this one

 

This is one of the funniest lines I ever heard, My friend and I were at the gas station he was filling up his car when a kid from our neighborhood pulled up in a real pos car. The kid says to my friend proudly what do you think of my new car I paid $100.00 for it. My friend says "I think you oughta drive it to the junkyard while it still runs and save yourself the tow charge."

 

lol

 

you're depriving a village somewhere (of their idiot)

 

You'd be out of depth in a parking lot puddle.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

You have delusions of adequacy.

 

All the good qualities in you dripped down your mothers leg.