Post your best short insults.
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From: Land of the landeaus
"Dumbest guy I ever met....couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel."
OR
"The last time he was inside a woman was when he visited the Statue of Liberty."
OR
"Private Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people f**k"
How about a few from Triumph the Insult Dog when he visited the Star Wars Crowd at the Ziegfield Theatre:
To one of the younger geeks afraid Triumph was going to give out movie details to the waiting crowd.
"You want a spoiler, I'll give you a spoiler...you will die ALONE!"
To a young woman waiting in line for tickets amongst the crowd of manly Star Wars Nerds, Triumph asks the probing question, "So, tell me...how does it feel to be surrounded by men who have no idea how to please you?"
and finally the classic. As he was overcome with fear at the fully clothed fully chest-lit Darth Vader clone breathing heavy above him, Triumph asks "Tell me, which one of these buttons do you press to have your mother come pick you up?"
OR
"The last time he was inside a woman was when he visited the Statue of Liberty."
OR
"Private Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people f**k"
How about a few from Triumph the Insult Dog when he visited the Star Wars Crowd at the Ziegfield Theatre:
To one of the younger geeks afraid Triumph was going to give out movie details to the waiting crowd.
"You want a spoiler, I'll give you a spoiler...you will die ALONE!"
To a young woman waiting in line for tickets amongst the crowd of manly Star Wars Nerds, Triumph asks the probing question, "So, tell me...how does it feel to be surrounded by men who have no idea how to please you?"
and finally the classic. As he was overcome with fear at the fully clothed fully chest-lit Darth Vader clone breathing heavy above him, Triumph asks "Tell me, which one of these buttons do you press to have your mother come pick you up?"
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You are two sack of bladder waste.
You smell worse than thirty minute old skunk sh*t.
Are you sure that you weren't an abortion that failed?
Which one of the twealve Afghanis who screwed your mother in that ally is your father?
What does your mother do for a living. I saw her in the ally with a mattress on her back and knee pads.
Your mother did not get picked out of the lineup (at the whorehouse).
I'll bet you've got a stainless steel vagina.
If your dick was any shorter you'd have a scab on your butt.
All you ever hear when you drop your pants for a girl is: "Isn't that cute."
You smell worse than thirty minute old skunk sh*t.
Are you sure that you weren't an abortion that failed?
Which one of the twealve Afghanis who screwed your mother in that ally is your father?
What does your mother do for a living. I saw her in the ally with a mattress on her back and knee pads.
Your mother did not get picked out of the lineup (at the whorehouse).
I'll bet you've got a stainless steel vagina.
If your dick was any shorter you'd have a scab on your butt.
All you ever hear when you drop your pants for a girl is: "Isn't that cute."
