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Dec 24, 2002 | 01:59 PM

#61

Scot

Joined: Oct 2000

Posts: 17,288

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From: Nashville

"The jerk store called and said they are all out of you"

Seinfeld

Dec 24, 2002 | 02:15 PM

#62

turbo_pwr

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Joined: Oct 2000

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From: Paradise Valley, AZ miss NYC

Quote:

Originally posted by Scot
"The jerk store called and said they are all out of you"

Seinfeld

What's the difference your their number one seller.

Dec 25, 2002 | 08:19 AM

#63

zahir

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Joined: Oct 2002

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From: Houston

quote: girls are like tylenol, take two and go to bed. : D

Dec 25, 2002 | 08:26 AM

#64

turbo_pwr

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From: Paradise Valley, AZ miss NYC

Quote:

Originally posted by zahir
quote: girls are like tylenol, take two and go to bed. : D

and this would fall into the insults category how????

Dec 25, 2002 | 05:07 PM

#65

S2000typeR

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Joined: Jul 2002

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From: Temple City, Berkeley, Boston

Dec 26, 2002 | 06:25 AM

#66

Cubic Inch

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Joined: Feb 2002

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From: Texas

My favorite:
Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

What's the weather like up your ass?

To mult people:
Hey, I thought the douche-bag parade wasn't until Sunday?

Dec 26, 2002 | 06:26 AM

#67

Cubic Inch

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From: Texas

oh and one more. I saw this on a T-shirt:
"Tell your mom I said 'Thanks!'"

Dec 26, 2002 | 07:14 AM

#68

Pixsurguy

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Joined: Jun 2001

Posts: 785

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From: Louisville, KY

Your face looks like it was repaired with a ball peen hammer.

Your face looks like you've been chasing parked cars again.

Does your face hurt? No? Well it sure as hell hurts me to look at it.