Yo mama's so short she has ta cuff her panties!

 

(For someone who's trying to pick a fight with you)

Hey - go outside and practice falling down...

...I'll be out in a minute.

 

Theres 50 million out of work people out there in the car opinions job market and your still looking for one.

 

If I want any lip out of you, I'll rattle my zipper.

 

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny

 

To someone who is telling you about getting a speeding ticket:

I don't know why you were speeding, it's not like you've got people holding their breath til you get there.

More goodies:

Who picks your clothes-- Stevie Wonder? (Thanks Don Rickles)

Save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend.

I worship the quicksand she walks on.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it is hard to pronounce.

The last time I saw something like you the whole herd had to be destroyed.

 

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

hahaha!!! Love that.

 

"hey, wanna know what sexual position gives you ugly kids? go ask your mom".

 

You are what is known as an ambulatory anal aperture.

 

YOUR MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get's em everytime.