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Old Jul 13, 2010 | 01:45 PM
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A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replied "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked "Leroy, how is your hearing now?" Leroy answered "I don't know. It ain't 'till next week."


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Old Jul 13, 2010 | 01:46 PM
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Zippy likes it!
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Old Jul 13, 2010 | 02:56 PM
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I think you reposted your own joke:

https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=750995
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Old Jul 13, 2010 | 03:57 PM
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^^

It was bound to happen.
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Old Jul 13, 2010 | 09:23 PM
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@ reposting his own joke!

Still a good one even if it was
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Old Jul 14, 2010 | 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by clawhammer,Jul 13 2010, 02:56 PM
I think you reposted your own joke
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Old Jul 14, 2010 | 05:15 AM
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Old Jul 14, 2010 | 07:35 AM
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I love it. I'm sending it to my dad now.
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Old Jul 14, 2010 | 02:29 PM
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8/10

If its a Repost
9/10 because I didn't catch it the first time.
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Old Jul 14, 2010 | 06:03 PM
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Leeroooooooooooooy Jenkins
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