A week ago my wife and I were in the checkout line at the grocery store; the gentleman behind us was putting several cans of pumpkin pie filling on the conveyor belt. I asked if he were feeling nostalgic for Fall, whereupon he began to put several packages of tofu on the belt. He said that his dog has alergies and the only thing he can eat is pumpkin and tofu.

First I thought that this guy must really love his dog.

Then I thought about pumpkin and tofu mixed together.

Pum Fu!

:assumes his most terrifying Bruce Lee fighting stance:



(OK, so it's silly. But it's original and you couldn't get much off-topic-er if you tried!)

 

:groans:

 

You made me read this pum fu