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Old Oct 29, 2009 | 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Oct 29 2009, 05:48 PM
If you had no penis, how would you even pee?
Well, I'm assuming there is still a urethra...
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Oct 29 2009, 05:48 PM
If you had no penis, how would you even pee?
Like a bitch
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobert,Oct 29 2009, 02:56 PM
Like a bitch
Thats the answer I was lookin for
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobert,Oct 29 2009, 05:56 PM
Like a bitch
Not necessarily. A bitch would squat. A penisless man would have no need to squat. His balls are getting wet regardless. A prosthetic penis could be used however.
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Oct 29 2009, 12:39 PM
Wait. . . okay, so I'm not filthy (I took a shower today and everything!), but being Pan-Euro-American and Native-American, I guess I'm a mutt. . . shit.

Will all the mutts on the board please stand up?!?!? I hate to feel like I might get the hate from Umar because of my mixed background.
Oops... I didn't mean "mutt" as in "mixed ethnicities." As you can see, I called her a "bitch" and thought calling her daughters "mutts" would add slight humor to an otherwise serious tale.

Originally Posted by 8D_In_The... Oh, whatever
Phew! Well, at least I can take some comfort in knowing that I know who both my father and mother are. However, if you don't know who your father and mother are, look out: Umar may have a bone to pick.
Oh, no, I wouldn't have a problem with them. The cop surely would.
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by UmarS2K,Oct 29 2009, 09:40 PM
Oh, no, I wouldn't have a problem with them. The cop surely would.
At least laughing in agreement with him sure gave him the sound rebuke you sought against his short-sighted and socio-economically insensitive remark.
Old Oct 29, 2009 | 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Oct 29 2009, 11:16 PM
At least laughing in agreement with him sure gave him the sound rebuke you sought against his short-sighted and socio-economically insensitive remark.
Not really in agreement.. It was more like a "I'm-surprised-this-cop-actually-said-that-outloud" kind of laugh.
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