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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 02:01 PM
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#8) Why do people call my office and press 0 to speak with the administrator and ask for extension 201?

#9) Why are the street people who ask me for money always trying to get enough for bus fare to get home to a city that is 1000 miles away? How did they get here in the first???

#10) Why do people bother putting their hazards on when parked in an illegal space? They are not invisibility lights...
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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by CKit,Sep 13 2007, 11:52 AM
6. At what age spread does leering turn from flattering to creepy?
Well, I guess 48 and 15 is too much.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/0...diaper.man.wmur


"Go away, you gross old man...."
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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 12:30 AM
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where do u aim when u piss in a urinal to get the least amount of splashback?

hbo has a great new show called Tell me u love me or somethng like that, fyi
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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mindcore,Sep 14 2007, 02:07 AM
Why do people insist on talking to me when I'm taking a piss at the urinal? If my wangs out, STFU
LMFAO
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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by PrimoGen,Sep 13 2007, 02:33 PM
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
The universe almost collapsed in on itself when I started thinking about this one.
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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by gosixers215,Sep 15 2007, 02:32 AM
The universe almost collapsed in on itself when I started thinking about this one.
and did it fail to succeed or succeed in failing.

bueller? bueller?
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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by tak_one_77,Sep 14 2007, 02:36 PM
and did it fail to succeed or succeed in failing.

bueller? bueller?
AHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 10:55 AM
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i still didn't figure out the chicken or the egg thing
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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 10:56 AM
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was that on the last page? dam!
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Old Sep 14, 2007 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Mindcore,Sep 13 2007, 10:07 AM
Why do people insist on talking to me when I'm taking a piss at the urinal? If my wangs out, STFU
Maybe his name was Senator Larry Craig??
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