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Old Jun 25, 2007 | 04:37 PM
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make sure youre also prepared for the hefty girl that poses as a hot chick- here are some clues (unless thats your type)

profile- has only face shots altho she has 7 pictures all mysteriously go no farther down than the neck

my bigger friends used to do this all the time

if by chance you meet a girl and find out that shes not the 5'5 120lbs she said she was but is more like 180...be prepared for your exit strategy

here are some my guy friends live by- pretend youre someone else, leave IMMEDIATELY if you see her BEFORE she sees you

or HIDE
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by supadupa_s2k,Jun 25 2007, 07:37 PM
make sure youre also prepared for the hefty girl that poses as a hot chick- here are some clues (unless thats your type)

profile- has only face shots altho she has 7 pictures all mysteriously go no farther down than the neck

my bigger friends used to do this all the time

if by chance you meet a girl and find out that shes not the 5'5 120lbs she said she was but is more like 180...be prepared for your exit strategy

here are some my guy friends live by- pretend youre someone else, leave IMMEDIATELY if you see her BEFORE she sees you

or HIDE
lol, 180 is still acceptable for head, no?
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 05:53 AM
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nope to much pressure on your lap/thigh when she's leaning over...
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Jun 26 2007, 05:39 AM
lol, 180 is still acceptable for head, no?
Supposedly it's better because they try harder... that's the rumor.
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 07:26 AM
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Or maybe they're just so used to cramming food down their throats that a few BJ's here or there make them think they're in lollipop heaven.
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinigami,Jun 26 2007, 10:26 AM
Or maybe they're just so used to cramming food down their throats that a few BJ's here or there make them think they're in lollipop heaven.
they like to eat....means guaranteed swallow
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 09:39 AM
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"A mouth is a mouth, I'm out."
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 03:16 PM
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I got a buddy of mine that does that online crap all the time and man lemme tell ya the stories he has had for me. Most are either fat, psychotic, or lookin to screw around on the boyfriend that left them till he comes back.
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Kyushin,Jun 26 2007, 03:16 PM
lookin to screw around on the boyfriend that left them till he comes back.
I'm down with that!
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Old Jun 27, 2007 | 08:14 AM
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[QUOTE=PDX S2000,Jun 26 2007, 07:13 AM] Supposedly it's better because they try harder...
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