> Friends don't let friends take home ugly women.
> ----Men's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
>
> Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
> --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
>
> No matter how good she looks, some other guy is
> sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
> ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
>
> Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
> ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
>
> A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or
> testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
> ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
>
> No wonder you always go home alone.
> ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
>
> Beauty is only a light switch away.
> --- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
>
> Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
> ---The Irish Times, Washington, DC
>
> It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
> ---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
>
> If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
> --- Revolution Books, New York, New York
>
> Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
> ---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>
> Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
> It makes them soggy and hard to light.
> ---The Janitor
>
> What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
> ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

 

Hahahaha . . . I like these . . .

 

LOL

 

Another famous one from a ladies' room:

"The best way to a man's heart is through his rib cage with an ax."