jeez. move out. You should replace the corn oil with super glue.

 

You're way too kind. Corn oil? How about some icy-hot instead? I'd want to hear some screams from the bathroom...

 

use tobasco sauce

 

no my mom and grandma wont do anything, cuz my sister's an angel. Moving out would force me to sell my car and live on top ramen. Plus we get along pretty well anyways. I dont plan on moving out until my late twenties, but thats a different subject.

 

I approve.

I had to employ a similar strat back in the day. My sis used to steal some shirts to wear. When I would put them on they would smell of perfume and cigarettes...I was like wtf is this?!?!? Then I caught her red handed one day when I came home from school early and she had a shirt of mine on. I told her...next time you take a shirt...I am cutting up all of your expensive club clothes. My sister used to go to the city dance clubs (limelight, twilo, etc) and she would wear some real expensive shit.

Well, I guess the warning didn't sink into her thick head....and I followed up on my warning. Suffice it to say, I never had any more shirts smelling like perfume and Marlboro Lights anymore.

 

I am in the same boat as you my friend. well because of all the screw ups my brother did (get arrested for stealing alcohol at his job, getting arrested for supposedly stealing from military personnel's home, even though the kid who actually stole the shit, put my brother's name out there, that bastard. Failing and dropping out of high school, etc) he's got his GED and my parents are forcibly sending him to India for the rest of his school year

 

This thread is awesome, BTW. Lots of people posting creative ideas.

 

this is your blood related SISTER? WTF?

 

here is an update for those who care. For the past few days, she has STILL been using my corn oil for body wash. I don't know how she can't tell the difference between cooking oil and body wash, but it makes me smile every time she takes a shower because when she gets our of the bathroom, my bottles r still wet, and put out of place.

Any reccomend something a little more abrasive then corn oil? I dont know if her skin is breaking out so i would like to use something a little more hardcore.

 

Piss in the corn oil imo.