Not sure about everyone else, but whats your experience with wanting to get it on with your woman during extended family visits?

I have to be extremely crafty and slick because my family has a long line of PCB's (Professional Cock Blockers). Married or not, they have a very strict "No sex in my house" policy and wonder why I dont like to bring her with me for extended visits.... and this goes are far as they WILL NOT SLEEP while me and the girl are over, all doors OPEN at all times, and they constantly patrol the place and even hire the neighbors to come peep on a regular basis.

I understand the parents deal, my house my rules, but they get pissed I never want to come over... I wonder why I mean its bed time and if me and the woman want some action and we are quiet about it, I dont see the problem.... Yes it is their place their rules yadda yadda, so i just visit less and less from their extended cock block policies.

 

Shower time!

 

Just give it up. . . it's an obligation, and you and the lady friend just have to roll. If it's extended, take it to the mo-mo.

 

Ya but they flip out if we try to shower together too... I tell you they are PCBs!!!

 

8D has spoken, I was hoping youd have a insight to help me around this dilema, but youre right, the Mo-mo is the only option at this point ><

 

Thats crazy man!
The mental image of that is hillarious haha..

Goodluck!

 

Yea, that sux man, but there really is nothing you can do about it. Rules are rules and you have to respect it no matter how ridiculous they might be. Get wild and go do it in the car.

 

Yeah if there is a stringent "no sex" policy then it's best to not break the 'rules' just to show respect, i am lucky as every girl i have been with doesn't have rules like that

But like someone said... go for a drive, maybe somewhere fun... just because you can't do it in a house, doesn't mean you can't do it anywhere else

 

It's just sex... Why are folks so shy about it??

I think if you're loud and obnoxious... (Yes, Yes, Yes, Oh...YES...Oh, Oh...Oh...Yes, YES...) ...that sorta shit...then I think you're being rude...disrespectful. I like it when I can't make noise.

Anyways...if they don't want you to do it...it's their house. Respect that. And bang like bunnies in your own place.

 

Yes we are quiet when it happens for that reason, but they are religious zealots who think sex is next to murdering kittens etc... they are offended we dont visit more and I made it obvious that plays a huge role, sneaking in at 3 in the morning just to make sure thats not goin on, or even when it has, just barging in like they are ready to film, it sucks.