Sex while visiting Inlaws or Family
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You have seen them sneak in at like 3am... that's insane!! it's not like you guys are a couple of 15 year olds... you're responsible...ish lol 
funny about the sex = kitten murder lol
"(Yes, Yes, Yes, Oh...YES...Oh, Oh...Oh...Yes, YES...)" - fair amount there lol seems like you were enjoying that while typing
funny about the sex = kitten murder lol"(Yes, Yes, Yes, Oh...YES...Oh, Oh...Oh...Yes, YES...)" - fair amount there lol seems like you were enjoying that while typing
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Originally Posted by Kyushin,Apr 9 2009, 03:57 PM
Not sure about everyone else, but whats your experience with wanting to get it on with your woman during extended family visits?
I have to be extremely crafty and slick because my family has a long line of PCB's (Professional Cock Blockers). Married or not, they have a very strict "No sex in my house" policy and wonder why I dont like to bring her with me for extended visits.... and this goes are far as they WILL NOT SLEEP while me and the girl are over, all doors OPEN at all times, and they constantly patrol the place and even hire the neighbors to come peep on a regular basis.
I understand the parents deal, my house my rules, but they get pissed I never want to come over... I wonder why I mean its bed time and if me and the woman want some action and we are quiet about it, I dont see the problem.... Yes it is their place their rules yadda yadda, so i just visit less and less from their extended cock block policies.
I have to be extremely crafty and slick because my family has a long line of PCB's (Professional Cock Blockers). Married or not, they have a very strict "No sex in my house" policy and wonder why I dont like to bring her with me for extended visits.... and this goes are far as they WILL NOT SLEEP while me and the girl are over, all doors OPEN at all times, and they constantly patrol the place and even hire the neighbors to come peep on a regular basis.
I understand the parents deal, my house my rules, but they get pissed I never want to come over... I wonder why I mean its bed time and if me and the woman want some action and we are quiet about it, I dont see the problem.... Yes it is their place their rules yadda yadda, so i just visit less and less from their extended cock block policies.
Let alone while you're at your inlaws!!
Not to mention you posted it on a forum and hoped that people cared!!! WOWWOOWW!!!
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"Sorta" being the operative word here. . .
Seriously though. . . time with the parents is obligatory-respect-time.
The trick here is to work the angle; when you're out of enemy territory. . . hold out and make her beg for it. . . make the wait part of a little game.
Keep things zesty. . .
Seriously though. . . time with the parents is obligatory-respect-time.
The trick here is to work the angle; when you're out of enemy territory. . . hold out and make her beg for it. . . make the wait part of a little game.
Keep things zesty. . .
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Originally Posted by Kyushin,Apr 9 2009, 03:57 PM
Not sure about everyone else, but whats your experience with wanting to get it on with your woman during extended family visits?
I have to be extremely crafty and slick because my family has a long line of PCB's (Professional Cock Blockers). Married or not, they have a very strict "No sex in my house" policy and wonder why I dont like to bring her with me for extended visits.... and this goes are far as they WILL NOT SLEEP while me and the girl are over, all doors OPEN at all times, and they constantly patrol the place and even hire the neighbors to come peep on a regular basis.
I understand the parents deal, my house my rules, but they get pissed I never want to come over... I wonder why I mean its bed time and if me and the woman want some action and we are quiet about it, I dont see the problem.... Yes it is their place their rules yadda yadda, so i just visit less and less from their extended cock block policies.
I have to be extremely crafty and slick because my family has a long line of PCB's (Professional Cock Blockers). Married or not, they have a very strict "No sex in my house" policy and wonder why I dont like to bring her with me for extended visits.... and this goes are far as they WILL NOT SLEEP while me and the girl are over, all doors OPEN at all times, and they constantly patrol the place and even hire the neighbors to come peep on a regular basis.
I understand the parents deal, my house my rules, but they get pissed I never want to come over... I wonder why I mean its bed time and if me and the woman want some action and we are quiet about it, I dont see the problem.... Yes it is their place their rules yadda yadda, so i just visit less and less from their extended cock block policies.
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Apr 9 2009, 04:43 PM
I guess you can say their policy is ****ing ridiculous
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Originally Posted by Kyushin,Apr 9 2009, 01:57 PM
I understand the parents deal, my house my rules, but they get pissed I never want to come over... I wonder why I mean its bed time and if me and the woman want some action and we are quiet about it, I dont see the problem.... Yes it is their place their rules yadda yadda, so i just visit less and less from their extended cock block policies.
Anyway, next time you visit, just tell them that you and your girl are staying in a hotel for your visit. If they ask why, tell them.
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Originally Posted by mikegarrison,Apr 9 2009, 05:25 PM
Dude, how old are you?
Anyway, next time you visit, just tell them that you and your girl are staying in a hotel for your visit. If they ask why, tell them.
Anyway, next time you visit, just tell them that you and your girl are staying in a hotel for your visit. If they ask why, tell them.
I think its funny as hell the whole situation, just overly religious fam members cause this sorta thing in my area