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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 08:52 AM
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^^ Why does everything here lately have to resort to fictional bible verses?
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 09:38 AM
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Um...wow. It's whatever folks believe in...

And Bear...I'm pretty sure sex in a public place gets you straight onto the Sex Offender list...not something I'd ever want to be on.
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 09:42 AM
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^depends on your state laws i think but ya that's a dangerous thing to do. bein naked in public/pissing in public can get you sex offender status some places... for life....
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by BearNVa,Apr 14 2009, 08:43 AM
Hmm take a drive to a nearby park or something and go walking WAY WAY WAY in the woods get naked and pound it... you can both feel free and scream till your dongs content...plus it feel's nice to be nude in the woods.
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:06 AM
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Who the hell wants to have sex in the woods...at night... Ticks, snakes, spiders...ants...various small mammals with sharp teeth...

Is that Herpes or Poison Oak?

Fawk that BS.

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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:16 AM
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simple: don't visit
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:19 AM
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meh. i say whenever, wherever.

of course, i also believe in the Bible, so what do i know?
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by wilddave,Apr 14 2009, 06:24 AM
Assuming you are married, and the parents are of a Christian faith.......


1 Corinthians 7
3 Let the husband render to his wife the affection due her, and likewise also the wife to her husband. ...................
5 Do not deprive one another except with consent for a time, that you may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again so that Satan does not tempt you because of your lack of self-control..........................
9 but if they cannot exercise self-control, let them marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.
Really, what sort of Christians have a problem with a Married couple having sex?
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 11:05 AM
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I can see it if you're not married, but if you're married then that's insane.

my parent's are religious too, and they wouldn't care as long as we were married and not loud.
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Old Apr 14, 2009 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by ElTianti,Apr 14 2009, 10:47 AM
Really, what sort of Christians have a problem with a Married couple having sex?
Apparently his/her parents.

I was replying to the "but they are religious zealots who think sex is next to murdering kittens etc.."

The verse I quoted encourages married couples to have sex.


Tell her parents you are about to burn with passion, if they don't let you get some action.


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