Health Clinic Counselor: Now, there are ways of having sex without intercourse. Let's see, there are things like body rubbing or dry humping.
Andy Stitzer: You could dry hump.
Health Clinic Counselor: There's masturbation.
Andy Stitzer: Masturbation. Play with yourself.
Health Clinic Counselor: Mutual masturbation.
Andy Stitzer: Play with a friend.

 

dude are you serious?
my wife's uncle as a camp in the swamp with 7 beds all in one room, tell her to get in the fetal positon, but with her legs close to her body (i.e. boobs)
you put your legs right behind hers and well....there you go

damn noobs, this is going on s2ki lately by the way

 

you have to put up with it for the time you are there, get a hotel room, or find a local park at night ("we're going for a walk to get some alone time")

 

every thought of using you car to go parking?

 

still do it. no care

asian parents too. they got use to it

 

Its hard to in the S, the lady isnt a spinner, even with the spinner from back in the day, had to open the driver side door for her to put one leg out.

 

That's a good start...

 

Closet!

 

Ask them to join in.

 

usually just get a motel for a night and will usually just tell them straight up if they asked lol it takes just one time, next time they won't ask why you're getting a motel