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Old Jun 19, 2005 | 09:15 PM
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[QUOTE=jvrabel,Jun 18 2005, 01:21 PM] Courtesy of Mr. Garrison on South Park:
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Old Jun 19, 2005 | 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by jvrabel,Jun 18 2005, 12:54 PM
Wife just gave me two: Cleveland Steamer and the Hot Lunch.
OMGWTF your wife just gave you a steamer?! EWWWW!!!









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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by weezie,Jun 18 2005, 10:14 PM
The only one's I've heard of where the girl takes the main action are the Screwnicorn, Telemarketer, and Sleeping with the Fishes. Please enlighten us.
I've heard of the screwnicorn, but not the other 2... details?
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by JerseyGirl,Jun 18 2005, 09:20 PM
Cin, I'm absolutely shocked that not only were you the first one to respond, but that you were right! Me thinks you're a bit of a wild child!
Haha I know nothing of what you speak... and anyway, I never said I was innocent!








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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 05:37 AM
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[QUOTE=Austblue,Jun 20 2005, 12:17 AM] QUOTE (jvrabel @ Jun 18 2005, 12:54 PM)
Wife just gave me two: Cleveland Steamer and the Hot Lunch.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 07:17 AM
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I said GAVE. Not performed. I gotta watch myself around you guys.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jun 20 2005, 04:46 AM
I've heard of the screwnicorn, but not the other 2... details?
Gladly. As you know, but others may not, a screwnicorn is when a strap-on is attached at the forehead and you pound in like a mythical creature of yore. You resemble a mad unicorn with a dildo as a horn.

The "telemarketer" is when a girl calls you up in the middle of the night begging to be dicked sideways and upsidedown, but when you get there they just want to cuddle and kiss and watch movies and eat. Also known as the "bait and switch".

Sleeping with the Fishes is when you're in the bathroom or the kitchen after sex and the girl wipes herself all over your pillow. Later that night you will be sleepingg with the fishes.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Jun 20 2005, 05:37 AM
That is pretty gross dude, even I won't do that....So anyways....answer my question, anyone ever use the snap, or "snapper"? The thumb goes into the pink and the middle finger goes into the stink and you snap your fingers...Ladies, you know you love it so don't try to play it off.
It sounds like a Jazz Countdown..., and a one and a two and a....
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by weezie,Jun 20 2005, 10:18 AM
The "telemarketer" is when a girl calls you up in the middle of the night begging to be dicked sideways and upsidedown, but when you get there they just want to cuddle and kiss and watch movies and eat. Also known as the "bait and switch".

Sleeping with the Fishes is when you're in the bathroom or the kitchen after sex and the girl wipes herself all over your pillow. Later that night you will be sleepingg with the fishes.
I've had the bait and switch before. What a bunch of crap!


Sleeping with the fishes... not good.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by weezie,Jun 20 2005, 10:33 AM
It sounds like a Jazz Countdown..., and a one and a two and a....
The snapper is money......, you can't use it right away though because the mood has to be set first. I'd say 15-25 minutes of foreplay first or 3-5 minutes of foreplay first, if there is alcohol involved.
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