I dont see why people would use "shit" in any part of sex...

 

You lack vision.

I know, its messed up.

 

I thought the 'shocker' was funny at first, but then the decals starting showing up on realtively otherwise JDM tuned cars....now I do not find the 'shocker' so cute. Somehow I don't see how one of those decals is so 'mad JDM yO!'....and takes away from the otherwise well-done parts of the car if you should be so naive to put one on your car.

 

Just a few of the reasons to use shit with sex:

1. For the same reason a dog licks its balls: you can.

2. Bragging rights. Show your friends a tape of you Cleveland Steaming a hot girl and you'll be king for a day.

3. To be a trendsetter. If it's good enough for De Niro and Lohan, it's cool with me.

4. As a sign of affection. Nothing says "I Love You" like a good salad tossing. A woman who will eat your crap is a keeper.

Just a few reasons why.

 

 

The Shocker.. HAHAHA... Good Times...

 

 

i wouldnt want a girl to eat my shit. but more power to the people who do!

 

In light of your personal disapproval, your tolerance of women eating my shit is a noble and refreshing stand to take, and I salute you. Especially on this day when we are celebrating life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, I greatly appreciate your recognizing my constitutionally protected right to lay a skid mark on my girlfriend's chin. Happy 4th of July to all.