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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 01:30 PM
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The Hoover - " Named in recognition of the vaccum cleaner manufacturer.Banging a girl doggystyle on carpet (or other abrasive surface).Pull her arms out and hold them. With dick still in her, stand up and start driving, giving incredible rug-burn to her face. To the bystander, it looks like you are operating a Hoover Vaccum cleaner! "
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 01:47 PM
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I can't believe nobody mentioned the lobster, its much like infamous shocker but with a twist

The lobster is 4 in the stink 1 in the pink!
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 05:07 PM
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What about the Snowball? When you cum in some girls mouth and she spits it back in your mouth. This is courtsey of the movie Clerks.
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 05:20 PM
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[QUOTE=Spa02S2K,Jun 16 2005, 11:43 AM]2 in the Pink.... 1 in the stink??


[COLOR=blue]Ahmm let me explain a little better. I heard about this just recent, when some kids in high school took their pictures for the year book and a lot of them were doing this... that's how i "learned" about this. Never heard about it before that.
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 06:35 PM
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This thread just scared the Shit out of me
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Austblue,Jun 17 2005, 11:05 PM
Check out the big brain on brad
LOL. Austblue, do you know what they call a Blumpkin in France?

I'm wondering if any of the women have any good ones? All of these so far seem very guy oriented and initiated. The only one's I've heard of where the girl takes the main action are the Screwnicorn, Telemarketer, and Sleeping with the Fishes. Please enlighten us.
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 07:15 PM
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I'm shocked that the super hot Hottie April posted in this thread.


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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by CHIX RULE,Jun 18 2005, 10:35 PM
This thread just scared the Shit out of me
You know you dig it!
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 09:51 PM
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April!!! i'm shock you read stuff like this... i'm telling!!
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Old Jun 18, 2005 | 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by dkhl,Jun 19 2005, 12:51 AM
April!!! i'm shock you read stuff like this... i'm telling!!


It said "shocker" in the thread title. I wanted to know what was so shocking.


I found out!

Ya''ll wanna stick things where they dont belong
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