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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Jun 23 2006, 05:09 AM
if you like doing fun stuff like the "shocker" and the "wimpering dolphin" dont get married and/or have kids.
Eh? Why?

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Old Jun 28, 2006 | 04:26 PM
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Spiderman (noun)
When you ejaculate into your hand and fling your webs in her eye.

Rusty Trombone (noun)
When the female partner squats behind the standing male, licking his anus and jackin him off, like she were playing the trombone,
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Old Jun 28, 2006 | 04:48 PM
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the sandy koufax is probably the best one i've heard...the pirate is pretty good too.

my favorite though, is a variation on the donkey punch called the "Tony Danza:" you're nailing a girl from behind....right before you blow, you shout "WHO'S THE BOSS BITCH!!!" and then hit her in the back of the head.

brings a little something else to the table for the donkey punch veterans
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Old Jun 28, 2006 | 06:37 PM
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The JFK (aka The Magic Bullet or the Grassy Knoll):You're doing a blind/blindfolded girl from the back. A friend silently comes in the room and beats off in front of her face. Simultaneously you both shoot loads, you hitting her back, your friend nailing her face. She'll wonder whether she's a victim of a magic bullet or a second gunman.

The Cheney: This occurs when you're double teaming some chick and instead of firing your man sample on the girl you accidentally send the blast to your friend's face.
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Old Jun 28, 2006 | 07:16 PM
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at this thread. Where do people come up with these.
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Old Jun 28, 2006 | 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by weezie,Jun 28 2006, 06:37 PM
The JFK (aka The Magic Bullet or the Grassy Knoll):You're doing a blind/blindfolded girl from the back. A friend silently comes in the room and beats off in front of her face. Simultaneously you both shoot loads, you hitting her back, your friend nailing her face. She'll wonder whether she's a victim of a magic bullet or a second gunman.

The Cheney: This occurs when you're double teaming some chick and instead of firing your man sample on the girl you accidentally send the blast to your friend's face.
HAHAHA the Cheney is friggin hilarious
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Old Jun 29, 2006 | 01:01 AM
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Bob and Tom have a song mentioning many of these.

I still don't know what a Cleveland Steamer is.
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Old Jun 29, 2006 | 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by gomarlins3,Jun 29 2006, 04:01 AM
I still don't know what a Cleveland Steamer is.
From www.urbandictionary.com:

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
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Old Jun 29, 2006 | 05:41 AM
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Cincinnati Bowtie

When you reverse titty-**** a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

Alabama Hot Pocket

The art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
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Old Jun 29, 2006 | 10:18 PM
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2 where the baby's born and one to fish for corn?

And I'm now thinking of making the Sandy Koufax my go to move.
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