The Shocker!
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Originally Posted by weezie,Jun 28 2005, 03:46 PM
Yep. It's when you're getting head from a girl who is visually impaired and she takes a direct hit of man shrapnel to the glasses. Bonus points if the ferocity of the shot actually shatters the lens.
What kind of diet do you need to get killer sperm?
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Originally Posted by Cyclon36,Jun 28 2005, 06:00 PM
Shatters the lens
What kind of diet do you need to get killer sperm?
What kind of diet do you need to get killer sperm?
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From: Sun★Works
Some more I found
Some have been discussed already:
Angry Pirate (noun)
While having intercourse, you pull out, ejaculate in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin. She will grab her eye and hop around like an Angry Pirate.
Kentucky Pile Driver (noun)
The sexual act of having intercourse in the doggie style position on a hard surface while both partners are on their knees, and the female is on all 4's. Right before ejaculation, the male hits her arms out from underneath her and she smashes her head into the ground, usually resulting in a chipped tooth.
Sandy Koufax (verb)
When you are doing a girl from behind, you pull out and cum in your left hand. Then you say, "Now pitching, Sandy Koufax!" She turns to see whats going on, and you throw it in her face.
Bobo Brazil (noun, verb)
A term for headbutting a female in the vagina during or after sexual activity.
Bowling Ball (verb)
When a woman is on top of you during sex and you wish to change positions. You stick both your middle two fingers up her anus and your thumb in her vagina and throw her into the position you require.
Gorilla Mask (noun)
Take your girl and go through the normal Donkey Punch routine
Some have been discussed already:
Angry Pirate (noun)
While having intercourse, you pull out, ejaculate in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin. She will grab her eye and hop around like an Angry Pirate.
Kentucky Pile Driver (noun)
The sexual act of having intercourse in the doggie style position on a hard surface while both partners are on their knees, and the female is on all 4's. Right before ejaculation, the male hits her arms out from underneath her and she smashes her head into the ground, usually resulting in a chipped tooth.
Sandy Koufax (verb)
When you are doing a girl from behind, you pull out and cum in your left hand. Then you say, "Now pitching, Sandy Koufax!" She turns to see whats going on, and you throw it in her face.
Bobo Brazil (noun, verb)
A term for headbutting a female in the vagina during or after sexual activity.
Bowling Ball (verb)
When a woman is on top of you during sex and you wish to change positions. You stick both your middle two fingers up her anus and your thumb in her vagina and throw her into the position you require.
Gorilla Mask (noun)
Take your girl and go through the normal Donkey Punch routine
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From: San Francisco
Originally Posted by gotrice02,Jun 16 2005, 09:42 AM
As you begin anal on a girl, she typically whimpers a little bit and it sounds like the noise a dolphin makes. Some women are seasoned pros and even enjoy it so they don't whimper.....the whimpering dolphin is typically heard from first-timers or women who do it reluctantly.
Nicely described!
Pics of "The Shocker" in action?
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Originally Posted by Sfkn2,Jun 23 2006, 01:26 AM
YAHAHAHAHA
Nicely described!
Pics of "The Shocker" in action?
Nicely described!
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