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Old Jun 16, 2005 | 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by jvrabel,Jun 16 2005, 01:49 PM
Wow. Didn't know that one. Some of my favs:

glass bottom boat
chili dog
hot carl
rusty nail
dirty sanchez
Now I'm going to "bite". Please explain all these as i don't know what the hell these are.
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Old Jun 16, 2005 | 10:47 AM
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Glass bottom boat: Taking a dump on a glass table top while someone is below it.

Chili dog: Take a dump on a female's chest and then titty f%$#ing her.

Hot Carl: Taking a dump on someone.

Rusty Nail: Giving a hummer after it just came out of the pooper.

Dirty Sanchez: Finger in the pooper and then wiping it under someone's nose to make a crap mustache.
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Old Jun 16, 2005 | 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by cyber_x,Jun 16 2005, 12:59 PM
don't forget "monroe transfer"
from www.urbandictionary.com:

monroe transfer

When one person sticks a tube in their pooper and then sticks it in someone else's pooper and craps in their pooper.

Not sure why anyone would want to do this but... hey, what the hell.
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Old Jun 16, 2005 | 11:03 AM
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http://www.bigshocker.com/

You can't be complete without a big foamy hand.

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Old Jun 16, 2005 | 11:07 AM
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Dear Lord!
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Old Jun 16, 2005 | 11:10 AM
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Now I've seen everything.

AWESOME!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 16, 2005 | 11:21 AM
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Old Jun 16, 2005 | 11:24 AM
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don't forget the DONKEY PUNCH!!!
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Old Jun 16, 2005 | 11:40 AM
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I thought I was too old to laugh at this stuff. DOH!


You forgot Otto Von Bismark.
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Old Jun 16, 2005 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by vader1,Jun 16 2005, 02:40 PM
You forgot Otto Von Bismark.
Is this it?

When you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your penis
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