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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Jun 16 2005, 02:57 PM
try the houdini next time...
CLASSIC!!!

The Houdini is when you're doing a chick from behind and then you stop and spit on her back so she thinks you're done and then when she turns around you cum on her face and yell 'HOUDINI!!!'
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted by jvrabel,Jun 17 2005, 07:24 AM
CLASSIC!!!

The Houdini is when you're doing a chick from behind and then you stop and spit on her back so she thinks you're done and then when she turns around you cum on her face and yell 'HOUDINI!!!'
you have to be quick though and make sure to grab her hair if she tries to turn away.
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 04:50 AM
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:sigh:
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 05:52 AM
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This is true comedy


IBTL!!!!
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 06:00 AM
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The Rodeo: When doing her from behind, reach forward and grab her breasts. Tell her "these feel just like your sisters" and try to hang on for 8 seconds.

The Angry Dragon: Get in position to give a facial, but shoot your load up her nostrils and into her sinuses. As she tries to snort it back out she'll take on the appearance of "an angry dragon".
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 06:18 AM
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The Dirty Walrus is a good one too!

Dirty Walrus: Your girl is giving the ol hummer to ya. You pull the sneak attack and let it go in her mouth. Before she has a chance to spit it out... you take one hand and cover her mouth and tickle her with the other hand. The *stuff* comes out her nose resembling the actions that of a Walrus.
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 06:29 AM
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Funniest....thread...ev....er.
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 07:46 AM
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Any you can do by yourself?
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by VoIPA,Jun 17 2005, 07:46 AM
Any you can do by yourself?
You could always try "The Stranger". Sit on your hand until it falls asleep. Close your eyes and when you whack off it will feel like someone else is yanking it.
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Old Jun 17, 2005 | 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by weezie,Jun 17 2005, 11:04 AM
You could always try "The Stranger". Sit on your hand until it falls asleep. Close your eyes and when you whack off it will feel like someone else is yanking it.
LOL
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