What kind of things you guys do in the shower you won't tell anyone?

I pee in the shower every morning. But I don't feel too bad because I always aim for the drain so it doesn't get anywhere else in the shower. When I shower with my gf I like to pee on her foor because she flips out.

I also like to blow my nose in there. Its great because its all humid in there and when you blow it in your hands you get everything out. Its kinda gross to blowit in my hands but I always wash my hands with soap afterward.

But, alas, i can't masterbate in there because I can't finish while standing up.

 

Im sorry, but thats f*cking funny.....

You definitely need some help, but funny none-the-less.

 

TMI, TMI, way TMI!

 

beatin the pud in the shower clogs the drain....not that i do that or anything

 

Memo to self: Wear flip-flops if ever in hellothere's shower. And take a pass on a handshake.

 

ahahaha.. .great thread..... Sewer / drain babies!!!!

Wonder if girls piss in the shower? probably yucky cause it would run down their leg?? (julie...care to answer?).....

Even my 8 year old son blows snot rockets in the shower.

 

a hot shower loosens the phlegm. Best time to fire a rocket.

I had a friend that claimed he'd take a dump, and then jump right in the shower to clean off. He's probably dying from some bacteria aquired by all his gross habits at this moment.

 

Memo to self: Wear combat boots if ever in your friends shower.

 

This thread is hilarious! Haven't laughed this hard from an internet thread in quite a while. While in the shower, I generally just get clean though!

 

I had an accident once where i pinched one out in the shower...bad mexican food..ran like the niagra. On days like that you actually consider installing a garbage disposer in the shower....that's just a secret between us ok?