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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Apr 1 2005, 01:49 PM
Wonder if girls piss in the shower? probably yucky cause it would run down their leg?? (julie...care to answer?).....
Of course I'll answer! That'd be a "NO"....or at least not when sober.

However, any girl worth knowing can take a (sober) standing whiz without ruining her Manolo Blahnik stilettos.
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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[QUOTE=twilight dancer,Apr 1 2005, 03:17 PM] I had an accident once where i pinched one out in the shower...bad mexican food..ran like the niagra.
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 01:35 PM
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Veryfunny thread,

For me just a pee every once in a while, when the water hits you you just gotta go...........and who wants to get out of the shower and get the floor all wet and have to listen to the next person that goes in there B*tch and moan b/c the floor is all wet.

Just count me lazy

oh and everytime a snot rocket or two.........best time to do it........unless you have a cold.
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by hellothere,Apr 1 2005, 01:29 PM
But, alas, i can't masterbate in there because I can't finish while standing up.
So you never did the hibby dibby stand up? If so you should try
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 03:59 PM
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what's wrong with peeing in the shower?? i do it all the time...and like you, hellothere, my boyfriend likes to pee on my leg to freak me out when we're in the shower together.
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 03:59 PM
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What's the big deal of peeing in the shower? I do it all the time. Pee is not any dirtier or more toxic than dirty-watered soap.
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 04:03 PM
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You wanna hear something dirty? Having sex in the shower during menstruation is fun.
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 04:14 PM
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Someone please help me tear all the horrible images out of my brain!!!!
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by dcak,Apr 1 2005, 11:02 AM
a hot shower loosens the phlegm. Best time to fire a rocket.

I had a friend that claimed he'd take a dump, and then jump right in the shower to clean off. He's probably dying from some bacteria aquired by all his gross habits at this moment.
on that note, when i was in college every now and then we'd run out of tp at our house. then we'd just employ the "shower method".

it's kinda like the three seashells from demolition man, but it doesn't leave that much to the imagination.

and yes, blowing your nose in the shower is awesome.

along with peeing on your girlfriends foot, that's funny too.
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Old Apr 1, 2005 | 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Officer_down,Apr 1 2005, 08:03 PM
You wanna hear something dirty? Having sex in the shower during menstruation is fun.
No, no that would not be fun.

What is with everyone peeing on their g/f's? I'd never even think of doing that....but now
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