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ever smelt your own bubbles in yer hot tub?

 

You sick puppies

*squirt* *fart* *spooch*

 

last night i wanted to take a bath cause i had a long day at work. i had eaten some fruit when i got home while my bath was being prepared. but for some reason whenever i eat melons (cantelope, watermelon, etc) i always get such gas. so i jump in the tub and i am getting SUCH gas. so im letting them go and enjoying the bubbles they create when all of a sudden a let a major one rip. and rip it did oh my. so much that i had to look to see if any poop flakes came out by accident. there was something in the water near my ass and wasn't sure if it was a little poop flake or just dirt that I had cleaned off myself before the explosion. but if freaked me out enough to know that i had done enough experimentation that night, and i retreated to the toilet for safer disposal.