Originally Posted by The Raptor,Aug 18 2009, 11:59 AM

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle in the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything!" barked Bin-Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

Originally Posted by tapout2000,Aug 18 2009, 09:54 AM

LOL I stole one of those and put it on my facebook and passed it off as my own. You better not steal my thunder Rajina!

Originally Posted by s2000raj,Aug 18 2009, 01:07 PM

It's alright Tom, your secret is safe with me.

Originally Posted by s2000raj,Aug 18 2009, 12:47 PM

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.