Sometimes, my job REALLY sucks!
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Originally Posted by tenblade2001' date='Feb 16 2005, 08:16 PM
PEACE got it 1st. it was a vibrator. Seems slim and his Gf (so he says) were having a little fun Valentines day and things got out of hand. I couldn't retrieve it down in the ER, and worse, he was obstructed (his couldn't pass gas...don't sound like much, but after a while your colon perforates). So, we took him to the O.R. and I had to (1) Use a rib-splitter to pry his booty open (a speculum was waaay to small) (2) use a long grasper that is used for laparoscopic surgery, to pry it from his ass. I had to have the intern push down on his abdomen just to grasp it....it was focking far up there. If that failed, I would have had to open him asshole to adam's apple, get it out from the inside, and he would have bought a colostomy for 3months. IMO, too high of a price to pay for "fun"
The lesson in all this: have fun any way you want, but have some common sense.
The lesson in all this: have fun any way you want, but have some common sense.
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Originally Posted by S2020' date='Feb 17 2005, 01:36 PM
he should have tied a string to that toy.
BTW guys, the rib-splitter doesn't cut anything. Its more like a rib spreader....a ratcheted device that can spread and hold heavy objects apart from one another.
Trit, the guy was under general anesthesia.
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Originally Posted by PsychoBen' date='Feb 17 2005, 04:46 PM
LOL Steve, I don't think you can get any more intimate w/ another man than you did that night. 
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