Sometimes, my job REALLY sucks!
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Focked up! 
Reading shit like that makes me glad I failed chemistry at Tulane and kicked out of their pre-med program because Dr. Mav would have refused to rip some dude's ass open with rib splitters to take out the dildo that his boyfriend stuck in there for Valentines Day.
Reading shit like that makes me glad I failed chemistry at Tulane and kicked out of their pre-med program because Dr. Mav would have refused to rip some dude's ass open with rib splitters to take out the dildo that his boyfriend stuck in there for Valentines Day.
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Originally Posted by mav' date='Feb 17 2005, 09:43 AM
Reading shit like that makes me glad I failed chemistry at Tulane and kicked out of their pre-med program because Dr. Mav would have refused to rip some dude's ass open with rib splitters to take out the dildo that his boyfriend stuck in there for Valentines Day.
Steve, that's some F-ed up stuff going on there. By the way, was the "girlfriend" with him that night?
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That reminds me of a joke:
A giy went to a proctologist for a checkup. It was his first time. The nurse told him to go in the examining room and the doctor would be along shortly. As he was sitting in the examining roon, he noticed three objects on the tray next to the examining table: a tube of K-Y Jelly, rubber gloves, and a mug of beer. The doctor came in the examining room and he said "Doc, I'm a little confused. This is the first time I've done this. I understand the K-Y Jelly and the rubber gloves, but what's the beer for?" The doctor looked at the tray, got red in the face, opened the door, and yelled "Nurse, I said butt light!"
A giy went to a proctologist for a checkup. It was his first time. The nurse told him to go in the examining room and the doctor would be along shortly. As he was sitting in the examining roon, he noticed three objects on the tray next to the examining table: a tube of K-Y Jelly, rubber gloves, and a mug of beer. The doctor came in the examining room and he said "Doc, I'm a little confused. This is the first time I've done this. I understand the K-Y Jelly and the rubber gloves, but what's the beer for?" The doctor looked at the tray, got red in the face, opened the door, and yelled "Nurse, I said butt light!"
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I hadn't heard this clip in a while but this thread prompted me to hunt it down so that I could share..... Enjoy
http://www.hoc.org.uk/gallery/funny/armageddon.wav
http://www.hoc.org.uk/gallery/funny/armageddon.wav