I'm guessing it's battery operated, whatever it is. looks like it'd fit 2 C or 2 D-cells, but doesn't have any batteries in it. can't make out the tip of it... so I'm guessing...

plastic flashlight?

 

ROFLMFAO! You're right, its a Tein "Flex"... but aint installing it on my car!

 

Yeah, looks more like a flashlight. So what was he doing? Having a look inside?

 

Haha! Yeah, Milton finally pulls one over on Lumberg. It's a Swingline!

 

What's that thing at the bottom, looks like a plug or something.

 

I take that back, looks like a coil where a battery would go.

 

:waitingtofindoutwhatsupsaidguysass:

 

PEACE got it 1st. it was a vibrator. Seems slim and his Gf (so he says) were having a little fun Valentines day and things got out of hand. I couldn't retrieve it down in the ER, and worse, he was obstructed (his couldn't pass gas...don't sound like much, but after a while your colon perforates). So, we took him to the O.R. and I had to (1) Use a rib-splitter to pry his booty open (a speculum was waaay to small) (2) use a long grasper that is used for laparoscopic surgery, to pry it from his ass. I had to have the intern push down on his abdomen just to grasp it....it was focking far up there. If that failed, I would have had to open him asshole to adam's apple, get it out from the inside, and he would have bought a colostomy for 3months. IMO, too high of a price to pay for "fun"
The lesson in all this: have fun any way you want, but have some common sense.

 

Aw shucks Steve, sounds like Hide-N-Seek to me....


Tell me it wasn't "on"!? ....


VALENTINE'S DAY=

 

had to use a rib-splitter?!! I'm sure sitting on the pot ain't quite as relaxing as it used to be. please tell me he was unconscious from the anaesthesia when you had to do this to him.