Does anyone know if I can die from eating a poisonous spider, will I die?? I've thought about sticking one in a pill capsule. My theroy is, the capsule with desolve, letting the spider two second to bite me before my stomach acid kills it, therefore I will die and there will be no evidence of foul play. I don't wanna use any messy method, just a clean way to freedom.

Please no jokes, I've been thinking hard and I'm gonna try this before my wife gets home.

 

no, won't work

 

there's a poison that kills you and the only sign is a higher level of potassium

 

ummmm, this has to be a joke or your wife has really fawked with you...


GL, not worth it IMO. Can I have your S before you go?

 

no s2k, his sig says he sold it 1/29, probably what spurred this spider interest...

 

^^probably

 

Its called divorce buddy.

NOW!! call some buddies and head down to your local college campus bars and hit on every young piece of ass you lay your eyes on.

 

methink someone hacked OP's account.
if not hack you really need to check yourself into ER.

 

Seek medical help NOW.

 

^ SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO THAT GUY!