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From: bobville
Originally Posted by J0eys2k,Feb 4 2010, 05:05 PM
Does anyone know if I can die from eating a poisonous spider, will I die?? I've thought about sticking one in a pill capsule. My theroy is, the capsule with desolve, letting the spider two second to bite me before my stomach acid kills it, therefore I will die and there will be no evidence of foul play. I don't wanna use any messy method, just a clean way to freedom.
Anyway I'm not too worried about the OP actually killing himself. If he's still considering death by ingesting encapsulated venomous arachids, and hoping on the off chance they get a bite in before they are melted, and hoping he's one of the few in thousands that actually die to that spider bite, then he's not being realistic in his suicide schemes.
When he comes back asking how many stories he should jump from, or whether to use the 00buck or the slug, or whether to go across the road or down the street, then I'd be worried.
Then again I might have to put a foot in my mouth when we see that breaking CNN story about the guy who commited suicide by spider in the gut.
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SUICIDE IS A PERMANENT SOLUTION TO A TEMPORARY PROBLEM
Its the most selfish thing anyone could ever do, the people your trying to get 'the message' to wont be the ones that care the most anyways, the ones that will be effected by it will be your beautiful daughters, and your wife, the ones that should matter the most. You have SO much time left in your life, its so foolish to think it will never get better.
Seriously though, if the inlaws give you shit, I would distance myself from them, tell them to go #### themselves, and go live YOUR OWN life, if they have time to worry about someone else, than they have too much time on their hands anyways. THEY are the ones being selfish if they would rather their daughter to have a son, than for their daughter to BE HAPPY with the man that SHE loves. If you off yourself, she'll no longer be with that man, she'll no longer be happy, and you'll screw up not only her life, but your kids lives as well. Its been proven that kids without fathers / minimal father role, grow up feeling like they are unlovable by male figures. You dont want to do that to your kids.
Its the most selfish thing anyone could ever do, the people your trying to get 'the message' to wont be the ones that care the most anyways, the ones that will be effected by it will be your beautiful daughters, and your wife, the ones that should matter the most. You have SO much time left in your life, its so foolish to think it will never get better.
Seriously though, if the inlaws give you shit, I would distance myself from them, tell them to go #### themselves, and go live YOUR OWN life, if they have time to worry about someone else, than they have too much time on their hands anyways. THEY are the ones being selfish if they would rather their daughter to have a son, than for their daughter to BE HAPPY with the man that SHE loves. If you off yourself, she'll no longer be with that man, she'll no longer be happy, and you'll screw up not only her life, but your kids lives as well. Its been proven that kids without fathers / minimal father role, grow up feeling like they are unlovable by male figures. You dont want to do that to your kids.
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Wow...usually I'm a skeptic, but that post seems like the real thing to me. •Call 1-877-990-8585, Asian LifeNet Hotline (24 hours). (Cantonese, Mandarin, Japanese, Korean, Fujianese are offered). If you are reading this, please call and get help!
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C'mon. Sealing a spider inside a capsule and swallowing it? This has to be a prank or this guy just isn't thinking straight.
I'd be more worried about the 17 year old kid that just bought a supercharged s2k killing himself if you know what I mean...
I'd be more worried about the 17 year old kid that just bought a supercharged s2k killing himself if you know what I mean...
