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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 10:38 AM
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers. -- Steven Wright
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I have two very rare photographs.
One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
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Smoking cures weight problems...eventually... -- Steven Wright
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