Stephen Wright --- he thought of it first...

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Oct 22, 2003 | 10:56 AM

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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. -- Steven Wright

Oct 22, 2003 | 10:58 AM

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I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wright

Oct 22, 2003 | 11:00 AM

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I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that." -- Steven Wright

Oct 22, 2003 | 11:02 AM

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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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Oct 22, 2003 | 11:20 AM

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Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it...
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Oct 22, 2003 | 11:23 AM

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My neighbor has a circular driveway...he can't get out. -- Steven Wright

Oct 22, 2003 | 11:26 AM

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I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. -- Steven Wright

Oct 22, 2003 | 11:28 AM

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[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O.
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Oct 22, 2003 | 02:51 PM

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Those are very funny, but there is no way I am reading all of them.

Oct 22, 2003 | 03:16 PM

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