Stephen Wright --- he thought of it first...
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Man, I love Stephen Wright!
These are great... I can just see him on stage with his dry wit and slow delivery. Whatever happened to him?
Thanks for posting these. I will save them to my computer and read them all eventually.
These are great... I can just see him on stage with his dry wit and slow delivery. Whatever happened to him?
Thanks for posting these. I will save them to my computer and read them all eventually.
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More Stephen Wright...
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mine next door went nuts.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Why don't they have mouse-falvored cat food?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mine next door went nuts.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Why don't they have mouse-falvored cat food?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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No way in hell I'm reading all those, so I did a search and I think you missed my favorite:
"I'm really getting into this astronomy thing, so I installed a skylight.... The people who live above me are furious."
"I'm really getting into this astronomy thing, so I installed a skylight.... The people who live above me are furious."
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