my Cocker spaniel. He's about six or seven, and the picture turns our waitress into a flirt.

"My, what a nice dog you have!" she says.
"All the better to...

 

...My mother's friend's brother's girlfriend's older brother who happened to be a priest.. then the waitress said...

 

I'd love to see more of your beautiful cocker spaniel, come pick me up tonight around 8:00 and make sure you bring some...

 

...friends and their dogs too. Maybe we could go for a...

 

..whipped cream with you." "To heck with that!", I said. "Where can we go right now?" She led me behind the counter to a back door. She took my hand and we entered a very dark chamber of some sort. It sort of smelled like...

 

...bad arm pit BO when you are not using deodorants. Finally we stopped at the corner of the chamber and she turned around and said...

 

I'm a lesbian, will you help me be straight? So I...

 

...called a chiropractor to help her out. He came at a moments notice....

 

...to my surprise, the chiropractor also drove an s2k, as he got out of his s2k he...

 

....tripped and fell and landed on his nose. His nose was blood red like his car. I now had to call an EMT and have forgotten all about the girl due to my comradery to another S2K owner. I wish I had gotten her number, but.....