...i didn't need to as she scratched her name and number on my s2k while i was helping the EMTs out. when i got home, i decided...

 

..to call for legal advice on how I could make the girl pay for the damages. After taking to my layer I called the girl. She answered the phone and ...

 

....she had me at 'hello'. When I mean she had me, I knew that she was a psycho and her voice sounded familiar to some of the .wav files I listened to on http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com I decided that I needed to back out of this as quickly as possible and will just let the insurance company handle the claim on the scratched paint. As I was hanging up, my call waiting beeped and to my surprise it was my long lost love from high school. I think she heard that I am the owner of an S2000 and must have peaked her interest.....

 

While taking to my ex love, sandy, I heard my dog bark, then squeal. I dropped the phone and ran to the the dog only to find a bloody puddle and doggy parts... Something was up, but what? It could only be the work of....

 

...My high school sweetheart's twin sister. She's a real...

 

....bitch. It could have also been Tom, my next door neighbor on the right side. He's always been jealous of me picking up an S2000 right after he bought his Z3. He also hates that I drive better and faster, pick up all the ladies, and my poodle knocked up his Rottweiler.


I know definitely it couldn't be my neighbor on the left side....he is too busy on his computer morning, noon, and night and goes by the name S2KFan. He's gotta be cool, because he also owns an S2K. Maybe I'll get a chance to meet him when he peeks out of his house to take a look at his car....

 

...dentist, the type of person who would to these things. I ran out the door and caught a glimps of her I...

 

...realized she was butt naked, and i worried that my wife may see her and...

 

..then I remember my wife was on a business trip, so I...

 

...went after her in my S2000. As I closed in on her in my car, she stopped running and turned around, fully exposing her voluptuous form. However, I wasn't as impressed by her as much as what she...