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Old May 23, 2001 | 08:20 PM
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when I look in the rearview to see his reaction but all I see is the guy mooning me. I can't help but think to myself..."I have seen that hairy a$$ before...who's a$$ is that?" Then it hits me!! I just stole Gregg's car!! I can't decide whether to...
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Old May 23, 2001 | 08:24 PM
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...meet the 2 ladies or keep the leather toy to myself so i...
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Old May 24, 2001 | 03:40 AM
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..am looking for somewhere to hide my gerbil when I spy...
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Old May 24, 2001 | 04:10 AM
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..some crack-whores walking down the street. Interesting, I think to myself. I lean over and shout to them "...
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Old May 24, 2001 | 04:30 AM
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DO any of you girls know where a lady can get a job???
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Old May 24, 2001 | 07:33 AM
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...One of the girls replies, with a fine ass body like yours and those breasts I recommend you try working at the strip joint. This was the same one I saw the day this whole mess started so I....
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Old May 24, 2001 | 07:54 AM
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I went in. I took off my latex top and miniskirt and asked the owner,"have you got any room for me!" He responded...
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Old May 24, 2001 | 08:08 AM
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What is a nice looking stook like you doing in a plce like this?
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Old May 24, 2001 | 09:53 AM
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...I responded to him, it's not really mine. I'm a bad boy turned girl and I need a job. I'm really desperate. You got anything for me? He responded...
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Old May 24, 2001 | 10:00 AM
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I don't know. he said. Let me see you work some curves and if it gets my crank shaft turning I just might...
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