....wake up in some mans bedroom. My professor. ewwww!! With that thought I ran to...

 

my mustang convertible. AAAAhhhh... I screamed as I awoke from a horrible nightmare, only to realize...

 

...that she was sleeping beside me, and i remembered that we were drunk while my wife was away, and i did indeed obtain carnal knowledge. i started to panic, what happens if my wife suddenly came back? my hands reached toward her...

 

and she quickly through hand cuffs on me and left the room, hours later I heard the door in came...

 

my third grade teacher in a teddy! My hangover got the better of me, I barfed and got an F in citizenship. What a dream . . .


[Edited by lvs2k on 05-22-2001 at 01:19 PM]

 

... I thought to myself. I pinched myself and ouch. Oh my gawd, this is no dream... ahhhh Mrs. Hamilton is 64 y/o so gross! I past out and she took advantage of the situation. I woke up...

 

in a park wearing the white teddy. "How did this happen," I thought to myself, and then I saw...

 

a pack of wild dingos with Muz mats strapped to their backs!

[Edited by lvs2k on 05-22-2001 at 01:51 PM]

 

Don't you guys have some work to do?
I sure as hell don't so....

an open bottle of K-y jelly next to me and a used condom And my anus was really sensitive for some reason. I jumped up and ran to the bathroom...

 

As I was cleaning up I wondered if my teacher was really a man.....I heard a voice from outside the doorway I was still not alone. The voice said...