..an arm and a leg.. so i'm hopping around w/ 1 arm, 1 leg, and 1 nut(while the others in the shop) they didn't have a loaner.. when i run into my HS sweetheart's sister..

 

"Luke, I am your faaather!"

 

I lost balance and fell over. she picked me up, bought me ice cream and locked herself in the trunk of my s2k. "what a strange girl" i thought as i...

 

wondered when they might include an emergency trunk release. I was dazed and confused by the events of that day and I had no idea what time it was since I have the 2000 version...damn I thought I don't want to be late for...

 

...the installation so I rushed forgetting that I has a 01 s2k with child trunk release. She popped is open and fell out and a big semi..

 

...carrying a load of the top secret '02 models slams on its brakes throwing a new blue model into oncoming traffic. Upon hitting the ground the poorly fastened rear glass window shoots out like a projectile and...

 

...is coming straight at me. I manage to catch it with my only hands and put it in my trunk for later use. I arm my car and steal one of the new 02s and drive off into...

 

...the sister who fell out of the trunk earlier. Pissed that I scuffed my tires and scratched the chin of my new '02 model, I head straight for....

 

...the strip joint I passed by this morning. I see lines of men and one of the strippers notices my car and...

 

To chat with me only to see that my left, disfigured sac was now swollen to the size of a cantalope. She said, "Here I know how to take care of that." "How," I replied?