Originally Posted by The Raptor,Aug 17 2010, 03:33 PM

Listen man, I'm covered to my head in stink at 3am on a Friday night. Does it look like I have a dollar? The guy then pulls a knife from his jacket pocket. This is not going to happen. [I]'m coverfed from head to toe in grime, I'm exhausted, and now a crack head is trying to mug me on my first night at work. This is not going to happen. So I did the only thing I could do. Come on, man! Give me that wallet! I hold up my hands, nod, and make a motion like I'm reaching for my wallet. Some asshat had missed the dumpster with a pallet earlier in the day and had left planks of wood scattered about behind me. I grab a plank of wood, whip around, and crack it as hard as I can on the side on the side of his face. He drops like a ton of bricks and I reached for the radio.