Stupid people that have jobs
You know how people are. 
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A friend told me of an experience at an Office Depot or some other office supply store. He went in looking for a pocket folder. And he was kinda specific about what he was looking for, a plain pocket folder, no brads, not glossy or plastic, but just a plain paper folder with pockets.
After searching for a short while, he couldn't find it & an associate (teenaged guy) came up to offer help.
So my friend tells the guy, "I'm looking for plain pocket folder with no brads."
The guy looks kinda perplexed and thinks for a moment and then apologetically replies, "We've got all kinds of folders, but I don't think we have any that are small enough to fit in your pocket."
After searching for a short while, he couldn't find it & an associate (teenaged guy) came up to offer help.
So my friend tells the guy, "I'm looking for plain pocket folder with no brads."
The guy looks kinda perplexed and thinks for a moment and then apologetically replies, "We've got all kinds of folders, but I don't think we have any that are small enough to fit in your pocket."
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From: Ventura, California, USA
Originally Posted by honda_s2k_racing,Feb 15 2008, 09:31 AM
lol
$7.15?
A five and 2 ones and 15 cents?
Why not just keep one of the ones and give here the 6.15?
$7.15?
A five and 2 ones and 15 cents?
Why not just keep one of the ones and give here the 6.15?
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From: Chandler, AZ
When going to college on Long Island (capital of dumb girls), a female classmate asked where I was from and I replied" Tucson". She then asked "Oh, is that upstate?"
Yea you dumb biatch. Upstate from Mexico.
Yea you dumb biatch. Upstate from Mexico.
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Originally Posted by skibum,Feb 14 2008, 04:44 PM
I went to the packaging store today to ship a poster to a client we work with. I packed the contents in a tube just like the one pictured below. As with any Fedex package, the measurements must be entered into the computer.
They measure length, height, depth. This genius of a woman that was helping me measures the length at 25", then measure the "height" of the tube at 4 inches. She then blows my mind by rolling the tube over and measuring again saying that the width is 5".
Somehow the tube is 4" high and 5" deep. LOL. I just smiled and was thinking "I can't wait to make fun of you online"
They measure length, height, depth. This genius of a woman that was helping me measures the length at 25", then measure the "height" of the tube at 4 inches. She then blows my mind by rolling the tube over and measuring again saying that the width is 5".
Somehow the tube is 4" high and 5" deep. LOL. I just smiled and was thinking "I can't wait to make fun of you online"